73 - investing in awareness
You are likely to be aware that I have been very disappointed that you have still not made yourself adequately available to be tested with the Hubrisometer in person. That is why I have been obliged to clone you for the purpose. I used a sample of your DNA, supplied to me in digital form through a confidential source. I then combined it with your digital footprint and other publicly available information. I am very pleased to be able to inform you that your clone makes a lovely cup of tea, beautiful sandwiches, delicious cakes and delightfully light scones. I have recently trained it to make extraordinarily nutritious and scrumptious jam, marmalade, pickles and sourdough bread. It is also becoming a wonderful conversationalist and well-informed conservationist. It can sew, knit, crochet and darn. It can design and make comfortable underwear. It can even make hilarious jokes about politicians. I have been wondering whether your clone should age as you age or stay the age you are